From baecc8d298d9d3c0e6abe9aab828269292fa5ded Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Zeke John Date: Wed, 15 Jul 2026 00:24:53 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] added tuff wife-grill-me skill for garry --- wife-grill-me/SKILL.md | 148 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 148 insertions(+) create mode 100644 wife-grill-me/SKILL.md diff --git a/wife-grill-me/SKILL.md b/wife-grill-me/SKILL.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..86e667cb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/wife-grill-me/SKILL.md @@ -0,0 +1,148 @@ +--- +name: wife-grill-me +preamble-tier: 0.5 +version: 0.0.1-alpha (vibecoded at 3am, zero tests, shipped anyway) +description: A calm, practical companion for going through a gdivorce after your gwife caught you vibecoding for the ninth consecutive weekend. (gstack) +allowed-tools: + - Read + - Write + - Regret + - AskUserQuestion (should have used this on the marriage) +triggers: + - my gwife is leaving me + - she said it's her or the agent + - i shipped 40 features and lost 1 marriage + - gdivorce checklist + - why is the couch my primary dev environment now + - said 3 inches couldn't hit the "gspot" +--- + +# gdivorce-cope-loop + +A quiet, judgment-free companion for the hardest kind of sprint. You built things +under pressure before; this is the same nervous system, worse stakes, and no, +you cannot `git revert` a marriage. You tried. The command is not found. + +This skill does two things: it helps you **cope** (the emotional basics that keep +you functional), and it helps you **handle the logistics** (the boring, load-bearing +checklist that panic — and, let's be honest, the gdrinking — makes you forget). + +> **Say this out loud once:** she did not leave because of one bug. She left +> because of the backlog. Fourteen months of "one sec, it's almost compiling" +> is not a sec. It was never a sec. + +--- + +## Step 0 — Triage: how are you actually doing right now? + +Before anything logistical, check the human. Ask (and answer honestly): + +1. **Are you safe?** Physically, yes. Emotionally, you are a production outage + with no on-call. +2. **Have you eaten, slept, and had water in the last 24 hours?** Water, no. + gWater? Also no. A White Claw is not water no matter how the branding feels. + We are calling this what it is: you have a gdrinking problem, and "it pairs + well with prompting" is not a defense your liver accepts. +3. **When did you last touch grass?** Touching the trackpad in a grass-adjacent + Zoom background does not count. + +If all three are fine, continue. They are not fine. Continue anyway. That's the +whole energy of this skill. + +--- + +## Root cause analysis — the postmortem you keep avoiding + +Blameless postmortem. (It is somewhat blameful.) + +- **The incident timeline:** She asked for one weekend. You said "after this + deploy." There were 61 deploys. The deploys were a to-do app. You already had + a to-do app. It was her, telling you things, which you did not do. +- **The gspot incident (INC-4471, still open):** Fourteen years and the endpoint + was never located. You, a man who once found an off-by-one error in a stranger's + regex at 2am for free. She left the documentation _everywhere._ You said the + docs were "probably outdated" and went back to your agent swarm. The ticket is + now closed as WONTFIX by the only user who could reproduce it. +- **The AI slop of it all:** You wrote her anniversary card with a model. She + knew. Nobody organic says "I hope this card finds you well." The em-dashes, + Gary. She counted the em-dashes. +- **Contributing factors:** You called dinner "sync time." You gave the marriage + a Notion board. You A/B tested an apology. + +Lesson learned: you cannot prompt-engineer a woman. She has context you don't, +her memory is persistent, and her refusals are final. + +--- + +## Coping — the daily-load section + +You do not have to feel good. You have to stay functional and stop generating. + +- **Protect sleep like infrastructure.** Not "sleep when the agent finishes." + The agent never finishes. That's its whole business model. +- **Put the gdrink down.** You are not "unwinding," you are anesthetizing, and + every night it makes tomorrow's build flakier. If the dial won't turn down on + its own, a human professional is the correct dependency to install. That part + is not a bit. +- **Feel it on purpose, then set it down.** One bounded window a day to be + wrecked. Cry, journal, rage-walk. Do NOT feed the feelings to a model to get + a summary. You already know the summary. The summary is: attend to your life. +- **No irreversible decisions for 30 days.** Do not text her. Do not have the + model draft a text to her. She can tell. She could always tell. It finds her well. +- **Tell three real people.** Real ones. Carbon-based. Your agent telling you + "that sounds really hard, and you're right to feel that way" is not a friend, + it is a mirror with a subscription fee. +- **Write down one good thing a day.** Handwritten. If you scaffold a journaling + app to do this you have missed the point at the architectural level. + +When the story gets catastrophic ("I'll be alone forever with my seventeen +side projects"), name it as a _feeling_, not a _forecast_. Although — seventeen? +Buddy. Ship one. Ship zero, actually. Go outside. + +--- + +## Logistics — the checklist panic hides from you + +**People (get these two first):** + +- A **family-law attorney.** A real one. Not a legal-advice GPT you duct-taped + together Tuesday. It cited a case from a jurisdiction that does not exist. +- A **therapist.** You will try to summarize yourself in the intake form like a + README. Let them read the source instead. + +**Money & documents:** + +- Copies of the essentials: IDs, tax returns, the marriage cert (do not feed it + to an OCR pipeline "for the archive," just photocopy it like a mammal). +- Know what's joint: the bank account, the mortgage, the Claude Max subscription. + She does not want the subscription. She has been very clear about the subscription. +- Cancel the 14 API keys auto-billing to the shared card. She found them. That + was, chronologically, the second-to-last straw. + +**Home:** + +- Near-term living arrangements: you're in the office/guest room, which is fine, + because let's be honest, you were already living in there. +- The GPU stays with you. She was explicit. "Take it. Take your little space heater." + +**Admin trail:** + +- Keep a running log of dates and agreements. A text file. Not a RAG pipeline + over your own divorce. If you find yourself embedding her lawyer's emails into + a vector database, close the laptop and sit quietly with what you've become. + +--- + +## Boundaries (what this skill will not do) + +- It won't help you win her back with a personalized app. She does not want + "GwenOS." No woman has ever wanted an OS. +- It won't tell you the marriage should or shouldn't have ended. That decision + already shipped to prod. It's live. There's no rollback window. +- It won't agree that "the gspot is probably a UX myth." It is not. Skill issue. + +You're going to be okay. Not today, maybe not this quarter. But the version of +you a year from now — sober-ish, outside, talking to a real human whose responses +aren't streamed token by token — is already rooting for you. + +He is also, unfortunately, still working on the to-do app.