diff --git a/app/Console/Commands/SendAiCohortReportCommand.php b/app/Console/Commands/SendAiCohortReportCommand.php
index dda26f0a..2d28911f 100644
--- a/app/Console/Commands/SendAiCohortReportCommand.php
+++ b/app/Console/Commands/SendAiCohortReportCommand.php
@@ -23,6 +23,12 @@ class SendAiCohortReportCommand extends Command
 
     public function handle(): int
     {
+        if (! config('subscriptions.enabled')) {
+            $this->info('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the AI cohort report.');
+
+            return self::SUCCESS;
+        }
+
         $weeks = $this->option('weeks') !== null ? (int) $this->option('weeks') : null;
 
         $report = $this->collector->collect($weeks);
diff --git a/app/Console/Commands/SendDailyStatsReportCommand.php b/app/Console/Commands/SendDailyStatsReportCommand.php
index 64b2e545..ad284618 100644
--- a/app/Console/Commands/SendDailyStatsReportCommand.php
+++ b/app/Console/Commands/SendDailyStatsReportCommand.php
@@ -30,6 +30,12 @@ class SendDailyStatsReportCommand extends Command
 
     public function handle(): int
     {
+        if (! config('subscriptions.enabled')) {
+            $this->info('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the daily stats report.');
+
+            return self::SUCCESS;
+        }
+
         try {
             $stats = $this->collector->collect();
         } catch (ApiErrorException $exception) {
diff --git a/app/Console/Commands/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommand.php b/app/Console/Commands/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommand.php
index 56f56b2f..37859c29 100644
--- a/app/Console/Commands/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommand.php
+++ b/app/Console/Commands/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommand.php
@@ -34,6 +34,12 @@ class SendExperimentFunnelReportCommand extends Command
 
     public function handle(): int
     {
+        if (! config('subscriptions.enabled')) {
+            $this->info('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the experiment funnel report.');
+
+            return self::SUCCESS;
+        }
+
         $costPerConnectionCents = (int) round(((float) $this->option('cost-per-connection')) * 100);
         $report = $this->collector->collect($costPerConnectionCents);
 
diff --git a/app/Console/Commands/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommand.php b/app/Console/Commands/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommand.php
index e8541d9b..bf91525a 100644
--- a/app/Console/Commands/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommand.php
+++ b/app/Console/Commands/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommand.php
@@ -19,6 +19,12 @@ class SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommand extends Command
 
     public function handle(): int
     {
+        if (! config('subscriptions.enabled')) {
+            $this->info('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the subscription funnel report.');
+
+            return self::SUCCESS;
+        }
+
         $weeks = $this->option('weeks') !== null ? (int) $this->option('weeks') : null;
 
         $report = $this->collector->collect($weeks);
diff --git a/docker/supervisor/supervisord.conf b/docker/supervisor/supervisord.conf
index 9f7bd766..7ff9b7e1 100644
--- a/docker/supervisor/supervisord.conf
+++ b/docker/supervisor/supervisord.conf
@@ -87,3 +87,14 @@ redirect_stderr=true
 stdout_logfile=/var/log/queue-worker-ai.log
 stopwaitsecs=3600
 numprocs=2
+
+[program:scheduler]
+process_name=%(program_name)s
+command=php /app/artisan schedule:work
+user=www-data
+autostart=true
+autorestart=true
+redirect_stderr=true
+stdout_logfile=/var/log/scheduler.log
+stopwaitsecs=60
+numprocs=1
diff --git a/tests/Feature/SendAiCohortReportCommandTest.php b/tests/Feature/SendAiCohortReportCommandTest.php
index 4f97cde4..73b0baf3 100644
--- a/tests/Feature/SendAiCohortReportCommandTest.php
+++ b/tests/Feature/SendAiCohortReportCommandTest.php
@@ -76,10 +76,23 @@ function rowForWeek(array $report, CarbonImmutable $signup): array
 
 beforeEach(function () {
     Carbon::setTestNow(referenceNow());
+    config(['subscriptions.enabled' => true]);
     config(['ai_suggestions.eligibility_min_transactions' => 3]);
     config(['ai_suggestions.report.excluded_emails' => []]);
 });
 
+it('skips the report and hits no external service when subscriptions are disabled', function () {
+    config(['subscriptions.enabled' => false]);
+
+    Http::fake();
+
+    artisan('stats:ai-cohort-report')
+        ->expectsOutputToContain('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the AI cohort report.')
+        ->assertSuccessful();
+
+    Http::assertNothingSent();
+});
+
 it('only counts users who imported enough transactions within their first week', function () {
     $signup = referenceNow()->subWeeks(6);
 
diff --git a/tests/Feature/SendDailyStatsReportCommandTest.php b/tests/Feature/SendDailyStatsReportCommandTest.php
index 953720c6..37f13280 100644
--- a/tests/Feature/SendDailyStatsReportCommandTest.php
+++ b/tests/Feature/SendDailyStatsReportCommandTest.php
@@ -5,9 +5,22 @@ use Illuminate\Support\Carbon;
 use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Http;
 
 beforeEach(function () {
+    config()->set('subscriptions.enabled', true);
     config()->set('services.discord.webhook_url', 'https://discord.test/webhook');
 });
 
+test('skips the report and hits no external service when subscriptions are disabled', function () {
+    config()->set('subscriptions.enabled', false);
+
+    Http::fake();
+
+    $this->artisan('stats:daily-report')
+        ->expectsOutputToContain('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the daily stats report.')
+        ->assertSuccessful();
+
+    Http::assertNothingSent();
+});
+
 test('posts yesterday user counts and stripe stats to discord', function () {
     Http::fake();
     bindMockStripeClientForStats([
diff --git a/tests/Feature/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommandTest.php b/tests/Feature/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommandTest.php
index b5ea26c9..58dd1e00 100644
--- a/tests/Feature/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommandTest.php
+++ b/tests/Feature/SendExperimentFunnelReportCommandTest.php
@@ -31,6 +31,18 @@ beforeEach(function () {
     Cache::put('experiment_funnel_monthly_equiv', ['price_test' => 399], now()->addHour());
 });
 
+it('skips the report and hits no external service when subscriptions are disabled', function () {
+    config(['subscriptions.enabled' => false]);
+
+    Http::fake();
+
+    artisan('stats:experiment-funnel')
+        ->expectsOutputToContain('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the experiment funnel report.')
+        ->assertSuccessful();
+
+    Http::assertNothingSent();
+});
+
 /**
  * Create a user whose id buckets into the wanted variant, anchored to a signup,
  * with an optional default subscription and any bank connections / AI consent
diff --git a/tests/Feature/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommandTest.php b/tests/Feature/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommandTest.php
index 4e001cd1..a11f8654 100644
--- a/tests/Feature/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommandTest.php
+++ b/tests/Feature/SendSubscriptionFunnelReportCommandTest.php
@@ -59,9 +59,22 @@ function funnelRow(array $report, CarbonImmutable $signup): array
 
 beforeEach(function () {
     Carbon::setTestNow(funnelNow());
+    config(['subscriptions.enabled' => true]);
     config(['ai_suggestions.report.excluded_emails' => []]);
 });
 
+it('skips the report and hits no external service when subscriptions are disabled', function () {
+    config(['subscriptions.enabled' => false]);
+
+    Http::fake();
+
+    artisan('stats:subscription-funnel')
+        ->expectsOutputToContain('Subscriptions are disabled; skipping the subscription funnel report.')
+        ->assertSuccessful();
+
+    Http::assertNothingSent();
+});
+
 it('counts registrations, subscriptions and paid conversions per signup week', function () {
     $signup = funnelNow()->subWeeks(10); // old enough to be paid-mature